10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "No river, no fish."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.