10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is for loners.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.