10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"