10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.