10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.