10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Fold and live to fold again
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• You have to piss with the dick you have