10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.