10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.