10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Welcome to kicker school
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• It's Free To Fold...
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.