10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.