10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters