10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack