10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves