10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.