10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes