10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet