10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.