10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "No river, no fish."