10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.