10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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