10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave