10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier