10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth