10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.