10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword