10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm