10 Random Poker Quotes

I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
"No river, no fish."
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.