10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.