10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow