10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright