10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson