10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.