10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd