10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak