10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester