10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.