10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown