10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."