10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Fold and live to fold again
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Welcome to kicker school