10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob