10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."