10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown