10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Never educate a stupid poker player.