10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm