10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)