10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.