10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event