10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.