10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.