10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes